If “Breaking News” Is Selling a Memory Cure, It’s Not News. It’s a Funnel.
Dec 19, 2025·By Vanessa Saunders
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If “Breaking News” Is Selling a Memory Cure, It’s Not News. It’s a Funnel.
If you’ve been served a “breaking news” style article about memory loss, complete with dramatic language, emotional testimonials, and a big “watch the video” button, here’s the uncomfortable truth:
That’s not journalism. That’s marketing wearing a lab coat.
These scams follow a predictable script:
A legit-looking “news” layout on a random domain
A fear-first hook designed to hijack your attention
A comment section that reads like a rehearsed choir
A miracle promise that “works fast.”
A hard pivot to urgency and checkout
Save this checklist. Please share it with the one person who clicks things before coffee.

